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dragonkittyintheanomaly:

vermofftiss:

dictatorofturtles:

Sitting on top of tables is one of the most satisfying things, I don’t even know why it just feels so perfect.

Sitting on top of tables increases happiness by 5000%. I wonder if anyone actually knows why.

we’re all cats in disguise?

herecomesoliver:

porndirector:

is that squidward

This is all I care about

Loving me will not be easy. Some days I will be a stuttering apology and you won’t know how to handle all the things I’ve done wrong.

- Meggie C. Royer (via rainydaysandblankets)

(Source: emceelizziegibson)

xcarolynnn:

cloudydayrealestate:

the satisfaction

One time in like 5th grade I had this teacher and she gave us all bottles of shit like this and told us to squeeze it all out and of course we were like fuck yeah and did it and then she said, “Now, try and shove it all back in the container.” Of course we all tried, and then stared at her confused as shit. When we all obviously gave up, she said, “In the moment, you were so consumed with what you were doing that you didn’t realize the mess you were making. Then, after it was so quickly and easily poured out, you realize it is impossible to put it all back in. Remember this for the rest of your lives when it comes to the words that come out of your mouth” and we were like 10 so we were like yeah ok whatever lady, but somehow to this day I think of it constantly. 

(Source: officialkirstie)

Letting go is the lesson. Letting go is always the lesson. Have you ever noticed how much of our agony is all tied up with craving and loss?

- Susan Gordon Lydon, The Knitting Sutra: Craft as a Spiritual Practice (via observando)

wowwhatagoodurl:

kanyefixthebroken:

angels-on-the-barricade:

chirart:

sometimes if you vomit enough rainbow and explanation marks it does make a difference!!!!

this is how you do feminism. learn from this hella rad person

this just makes me so happy 

this just proves that if you don’t scream at ignorant people and actually take the time to calmly explain your point you may actually change people’s minds! just yelling at people won’t get you anywhere usually, but talking it out can help them understand!

buttonpoetry:

Melissa May - “Dear Ursula” (WoWPS 2014)

"You, big lady, were the only Disney character who ever looked like me. And while you may not have had the waist line of a princess, I’ll be goddamned if you didn’t have the swagger of a queen."

Performing during prelims at the 2014 Women of the World Poetry Slam. Melissa placed 7th overall in the tournament.

super-highschool-level-homestuck:

iprayforangels:

plushestrumpest:

30secondstocalifornia:

wingscanspeak:

zorobro:

wingscannotspeak:

peetasboxers:

kissyourneck-slitmythroat:

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

Its not science unless you write it down so 

First method:

image
Well done, i guess…

Second:

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I fucked up

Girls… how?

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!

It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.

Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.

Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.

but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.

and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.

It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!

bless you

(Source: princessveroni)

folieadude:

when you get older do old people start becoming attractive to you like when I’m 70 are 70 year old men gonna look hot like this is a legitimate concern of mine

(Source: folieaboo)

waitthisisntevenmybutt:

Any other hat is now obsolete because this majestic hat exists.

waitthisisntevenmybutt:

Any other hat is now obsolete because this majestic hat exists.

voxmortuum:

gillvar:

coyoteandcatfish:

tl;dr - Redditor whining about being friendzoned gets politely told.

This needs to be reblogged until every immature little asshat on the planet gets the message.

I want to propose to the above post.
Not to the poster — I would gladly take them out for coffee and a bagel or the beverage/food item of their choice.
But I’d really like to marry the post.

voxmortuum:

gillvar:

coyoteandcatfish:

tl;dr - Redditor whining about being friendzoned gets politely told.

This needs to be reblogged until every immature little asshat on the planet gets the message.

I want to propose to the above post.

Not to the poster — I would gladly take them out for coffee and a bagel or the beverage/food item of their choice.

But I’d really like to marry the post.

moshita:

Scientists Create the Face of Crystal Skull Vodka From a Bottle

Crystal Skull vodka is probably known for its distinctive bottle. Forensic scientists used the bottle as a base and reconstructed its face - straight out of a crime drama! 

Crystal Skull Vodka

not sexy!!!! :/